Tickle me.
I totally agree with yana.
Bukit batok/gombak and ang mo kio alottttttt of siao pple.
As in those mentally-disordered pple.
In pastamania alrdy got afew. (costumers)
The most happening one is the old lady.
First day she came, she see the menu then she ask mandy to spell caesar for her.
So mandy spelt for her, "C-A-E-S-A-R".
Then we roll eyes and laugh.
Then she ordered Chicken ceasar salad.
Me and nico served her. And she was like, "no no, i'm eating here. get rid of the box."
(I stare at nico, nico stare at me)
Ok so we remove the box for her and put it nicely on the plate.
Then she sat down and ate.
After tht Wani went over to clear her finished dishes.
And she was like, "you want take this take, go!"
Then Wani take laa. But bfore wani take, she take afew pieces of the cabbage and put on the tissue for dunno what."
After that she went off.
She stood right outside pastamania.
The glass door there. And keep staring inside.
Ehh cb really hair-standing man.
Esp when she have white hair ok.
She stood for dunno how long.
Then went in again.
Eat garlic bread.
Then funny thing happen.
She started talking to someone else.
"Someone", you dig?
Then she was like asking somebody to go away, like chasing somebody away.
Ok this one we didnt laugh much cos it's kinda creepy.
Then after tht she started doing some hilarious movements.
She held her hand high.
She held her head high up and her turn her head 360 degrees.
Then raise both her hand high up then put down and kiss her hand.
Then wani was like, "see see, wah lao, she must be thinking she's talking to brad pitt or something man".
Then all of us squat down and laughed like hell siao.
I laugh till i cry can. Wah lao eh.
And then soon, she became our regular costumer.
Lol.
Then the other time is a caucasian.
Some middle aged guy.
He kinda suffered from depression.
Cos he was whining, "my wife! my wife!.............."
Then dunno what passed away something something.
I wasnt at there when it happened.
My frens told me. He kinda created some trouble till my manager wanted to call the police down.
Then the other time is at westmall.
This is what xiaoqing told me.
Xq was at the post office.
Then this lady was in the queue. Then she began screaming, "idiot lah idiot lah" at herself.
Lmao. If i were there i'll laugh like some siaocharbo.
Aiyah, i've seen alot of these kind of pple laa.
My block downstairs alrdy got 2.
Brothers/twins somemore.
Everyday, same time sure appear one.
Bring the umbrella, whether rain or shine.
Then keep walking in circles one. -.-
Still got tons more laa.
But cant recall.
Huahuahuahua.
Backseat Goodbye is a good band.